RETARD PENIS

 

I think Gertrude Stein would approve of our new project RETARD PENIS. It's supposed to be flash fiction but that's a lit bro thing & I'm too well-endowed for that so I'm doing aphorisms & various observations. I don't deny that Courtney maybe killed Kurt, I'm just saying that if anyone kills a Pisces, & somebody has got to do it, it might as well be a Cancer.  

Anyway, Misti did the cover below. In other news, we are doing tees & sweatshirts & hoodies for Posthuman Poetry & Prose, so we have fucking merch, bitches.  

 

Slobber finally available

 From David Rainwater's blog.

SLOBBER concludes the trilogy by Misti & David Rainwater. It is on Lulu now & will be on Amazon, who can go fuck themselves, later. It is a delightful tome of about 150 pages & at this link. It will hopefully appear on Amazon at some time in the future. 

The poems are very diverse & include a number about local animals & Mayan divinities; tropical diversions; why the USA, Texas in particular, is not relevant; Misti's background & the fall of the West. Inspiration drawn from Bataille, Lyotard, Lacan, Gertrude Stein, Anna Kavan, Artaud, & others. 

Sample by Misti, very short:

if you want to get fucked by my big dick
 
baby you are such a man eating the last freshly baked peanut butter 
chocolate chip cookie no thank you no kiss just some bullshit threat 
you blame it on the gummies and early smiths 

Sample by me:

beast & replete with meaningless

I myself am an absolute abyss.
(Antonin Artaud)

the human is void indecisive last meanings missing their sexual indexical they barely notice wild & desire

i am become beast & replete with meaningless & meat my memory all 
that matters is fire & the divine & to pound my woman out dicked 
down to ground

i am beast & meaningless replete

 

Our next collaboration is a prose work called RETARD PENIS. This will be really fucking sensitive like Bath & Body Works lotion.

 

Chupacabra Disco: SPONSORED BY NUTELLA

Chupacabra Disco: SPONSORED BY NUTELLA: STUNT COCK is sponsored by weed & NUTELLA.  Purple Pieman urges you to purchase all three immediately.

STUNT COCK illustrated edition

 

Today we also publish the illustrated & unexpurgated STUNT COCK at Lulu, & it is later coming from Amazon etc. It is more expensive than we might wish but it is on 80# coated paper & uses premium ink. The book contains the same poems as the other version, but each poem is accompanied by a new photo or collage that may or may not relate to the poem in some way. 

The cover is below & it is on sale at this link.

As noted previously, the next book is SLURP. This is more minimalist with no blog posts & no illustrations. 

 

 

STUNT COCK

 

We are thrilled to announce the arrival of the simple text-based edition of STUNT COCK, the first collaboration between Misti & David Rainwater, & the first offering from their first trilogy, which will also include the volumes SLURP & SLIT.

The book is currently available here at LULU. It will be available from Amazon in due course.

We are also dead chuffed to announce a more elaborate fully illustrated edition with Misti's own creations in full colour on quality paper, because she's been a very good girl & worked very hard at this. So, this will take a day or two, but we both prefer the illustrated version, for obvious reasons.

We have started SLURP, the next part of the trilogy. This, however, will be a minimalist production, with no blog posts & no illustrations.